HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE
FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - he is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - he has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
11. Its not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."
My favourite is #7.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
OK at the request of a few of you...
Posted by Pamela at 12:54 PM
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no no no! #11 is the best!
ha ha to funny
I like #9 and #10!
Glad you got the pix...whew!
Stef :-)
WOw..these are really good. I am going to print them and give them to hubby...and see which ones he falls into!! :) Hope you are having a super week.
I just did the once a month email check. You need to post the one about the Vancouver Olympics, I quit enjoyed it. I was going to post it somewhere but put it here. I've actually heard some of those questions myself, not quite that bad but still bad. Post it!!!
OK OK I'll be posting another bunch of Haha's at Tracey's request... just as soon as I can find the damn thing! ~lol.. Yawn ..I should Go to bed!
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry!?!?!?
I'm offended ....
:P
OMG - these are just HYSTERICAL!!! I am rolling...I can't pick a favorite!!
#7 is my favorite, but they're all great! Love it!
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